Celebrity Rehab (Not Starring Dr. Drew)

The crazy bug has hit celebrities hard recently, there has been a slew of celebrities checking into rehab or being committed. Here's a rundown of who's checking in and suspected cause:

Britney Spears - Committed involuntarily by new therapist after not sleeping for 3 days straight; UCLA Medical Center deemed her "gravely disabled", which basically means she is too fucked up to take care of basic needs like eating, sleeping, dressing herself, or wiping properly. duh.
Cause - Meth, Meth, Meth, possible Bi-Polar Disorder, Meth, Coke, Meth, a mean Cheetos addiction, Meth, Slim-Jims, Meth, Sam Lufti, oh and Meth.

Amy Winehouse - Label forced her to enter drug rehab after a video surfaced of her smoking crack before going to court.
Cause - Trying to inhale, ingest, and inject everything on Earth. She once tried snorting a baby...a real live baby. Winehouse's drug abuse makes Kieth Richards look like an altar boy.




Justin Chambers (Dr. Alex Karev on Grey's Anatomy) - Checked into UCLA Medical for exhaustion caused by a pre-existing sleep disorder.
Cause - Lack of sleep due to growing concerns that everyone is confusing him with T.R. Knight as "the gay one".





Eva Mendes - Entered the world famous Cirque Lodge, the same treatment center famous for treating Blow-han, for substance abuse problems.
Cause - Ghost Rider.



Sean Young - Was ejected at from the DGA Awards for being drunk and extremely belligerent. According to Page Six: Young “began screaming in French” when [”La Vie en Rose” star Marion] Cotillard took the stage to present an award [and] could be heard “breaking into song.” But it was when [Julian Schnabel, director of “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly”] took the stage to make a brief speech “that she really went kook, yelling at him to ‘get on with it’ and to ‘move it on’… Julian yelled back at her to ‘have another drink, honey’ and started to leave the stage before the crowd yelled at him to stay. He continued to talk and Sean stood up and made a big production of putting on her white fur coat, walking around in a circle and then taking her seat again.” Finally, when a team of security guards swooped in to remove Young, “she tried to throw a punch at [them].” Hey what do you expect from the woman who tried getting the role of Catwoman in Batman Returns by continuously showing up on set dressed in a Catwoman costume even though Michelle Pfeifer already had the role?
Cause - Hell I didn't even know she was still alive...I got nothing.





Kirsten Dunst - IMPENDING - Rumor is she is on the "verge of a breakdown", according to reports Dunst was a complete nutball at Sundance and friends had to apologize for her saying "Kirsten is not in a good place right now." She recently split from rocker boyfriend Johnny Borell and has not been seen much in recent months.
Cause - Lost "her precious".
Update (2/7/08) - Dunst checked into the Cirque Lounge for rehab.

Lindsay Lohan - ALWAYS IMPENDING
Cause - Drinks like Kieth Moon and snorts cocaine like Tony Montana.