Monday, November 10, 2008

Headline: "City Councilam Pisses On A Crowd Of People, Gets Arrested"...He Must Be From New Jersey.


Yup, I was right. Jersey City, NJ City Councilman (for the time being) Steve Lipski got drunk and pissed off a 2nd floor balcony onto the crowd below him at a concert in Washington DC. This is as good of a metaphor for government that I have ever heard. NBC New York reports:

A Jersey City councilman has reportedly been arrested for urinating on a
crowd of concertgoers from the balcony of a Washington D.C. nightclub.
The New York Daily News reports in Sunday's editions that two-term Jersey
City councilman Steve Lipski has been charged with simple assault.
The newspaper says 44-year-old Lipski was removed from a place called the
9:30 Club on Friday night. That's after club staffers saw him relieve himself
onto the crowd from a second floor balcony during a concert by a Grateful Dead
tribute band.

I salute you Councilman Lipski. You have struck a might blow against the hippie horde. Their passive nature and pitchouli stench threaten our way of life. Bravo sir.

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