"I Don't Know What The Guys Said, But I Saw His Sole"

29 year old Iraqi reporter, Muntadhar al-Zaidi, threw his shoes at President Bush at a press conference during Bush's surprise trip to Iraq over the weekend.

The President was unharmed in the attack...in fact it looked like he was enjoying himself. The quick thinking Bush (first and last time you hear me say that) even was able to come up with a pun worthy of the NY Post right then and there. The reporter was subdued by the Secret Service and removed from the room.

In a related story - Muntadhar al-Zaidi has been signed to pitch for the Yankees.