John Waters Returns!

John Waters is back and is as crazy as ever! Waters newest project is called Fruitcake and its plot sounds about as odd as one would expect from a Waters film...oh and IT"S A CHRISTMAS MOVIE.

via FirstShowing.net
Fruitcake centers on the title character, a boy named after his favorite dessert. He runs away from home during the holidays after he and his parents are caught shoplifting meat, then meets up with a runaway girl raised by two gay men who is searching for her birth mother.

Waters is returning to the directors chair for the first time since his NC-17 flop A Dirty Shame (2004). Johnny Knoxville and Parker Posey have already signed on to the project. Both are solid indie actors that seem tailor made for John Water characters.

I wouldn't be surprised if we saw some cameos from many of the previous John Waters players or some of the cast members of the remake of Hairspray.

I was raised on Hairspray (the movie, not my parents spraying aerosol cans in my face...although it may explain a few things), so I am always excited when a new Waters film comes along.

Iron Man made $104, 250,000 domestically this weekend (including its Thursday cash intake). That makes it the second biggest non-sequel and tenth biggest overall opening of all-time.

From everything I have heard this movie is the tits! It has the rare combination of audience and critics approval. For further proof just look at its score at Rotten Tomatoes...a super impressive 94% fresh.

I think what is getting lost amongst the hype for Iron Man and the feel good story of Robert Downey Jr.'s comeback is that Jon Favreau (yeah the fat guy from Rudy) may have just made the "perfect" movie.

For those of you going to see it, or are going to see it again, stick around till after the credits for a surprise scene that gives us a hint about future Marvel Studios movies.

Miley Cyrus' Yard Gets Stomped!

Random video day continues.

Turns out when Miley Cyrus isn't creating a stir with relatively tame photos, she's starting online dance wars with the ACDC Dance Crew. Directed by Step Up 2: The Streets director Jon Chu (who is the C in AC) and featuring Adam Sevani (the A in AC), the video is packed with big time cameos by the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Adam Sandler, Diana Ross (?!?!), Chris Brown, Hairspray stars Elijah Kelley, Amanda Bynes and Brittany Snow, Hairspray director/choreographer Adam Shankman, Americas Best Dance Crew winners The Jabbawokeez, and a bunch of So You Think You Can Dance contestants.

The video is bizarre, fun, and mesmerizing all at the same time. Apparently there are a bunch of Hannah Montana references in there as well.

The video that started it:

Watchu Talkin Bout Judge Toler?

Today is officially creepy, weird, yet funny video day at Haters.
Here's Gary Coleman talking about his less than stellar libido on Divorce Court.

Excuse me while I got enjoy a nice refreshing brain aneurysm.

Geronimooooo!

This has to be the weirdest/funniest video I've seen in a long time.
India Baby Toss.

This explains why my Dell tech support blows!

Dark Knight Viral Campaign Continues

If you went to whysoserious.com (the joker themed viral marketing site for The Dark Knight) over the weekend, you would have found coordinates (longitude and latitude) for the various starting points of a Joker themed scavenger hunt in cities around the globe.

The scavenger hunt took the participants all around the city, eventually leading them to the location of a theater that had a special screening of the newest Dark Knight trailer. One lucky participant in each city even got to keep a 35mm copy of the trailer (a very cool souvenir).

Yesterday the first grainy video of the trailer was leaked online.

Today a "Jokerized" version of the same trailer was leaked. This is seriously cool, this is the first time I can remember a "hacked" trailer. The dual viral marketing campaign (Joker & Harvey Dent character based) for this film is pure genius!

Which One Is The Biggest Phallic Symbol?

This picture of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt was taken in Washington D.C. a day after the duo appeared at the fucking White House Correspondents Dinner.


Aaaaand I'm moving to Canada.