Madness

There is a lot going on. It's celebrity sex tape week, with new celebrity sex scandals popping up every day (we've already had the Kristin Davis images, Spitzer's hooker logging hours of tape for Girls Gone Wild when she turned 18, and new today a possible Lindsay Lohan BJ)... Winona "Sticky Fingaz" Ryder apparantly got caught shoplifting...again.... Paul McCartney's ex-wife, Peg Leg McCuntface, won close to $40 Mil in her divorce settlement and is looking for more...Pete Wentz admits to failing at suicide (just like he is failing at manliness) and prolonging our national pain...and much much more.

But you know what? It's NCAA Tourney time! I'll be watching games for the next two days and will be MIA.