Trailer Watch is early this week because this one couldn't wait, it is the "most anticipated movie of the year" after all. Here it is, the one you have been waiting for, the first trailer for the Anna Nicole Smith movie starring Willa Ford!
Apparently "most anticipated" now means "biggest smelliest steamiest piece of shit". When did this happen? I didn't get the memo.
The best way I can think to describe this movie is: if Showgirls and Gigli fucked, Anna Nicole would be the retarded inbred movie offspring.
They may as well start engraving the Razzie now because Anna Nicole is a shoo-in. Can you bet on this in Vegas? Hell, this movie even makes I Know Who Killed Me (winner of the 2007 Razzie for Worst Picture) look like a Hitchcock film.
They probably would have been better off digging up her body, tying strings to her limbs, and prancing her around the set like a marionette. At least that way we could have laughed every time a body part flew off and hit one of her (obviously desperate for work) co-stars.
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