The Catholic Church announced seven brand spankin new deadly sins; sins that they claim are updated for the growing globalised world we live in.
Among the newly anointed sins announced by the Catholic Church (one of the wealthiest organizations in the history of mankind), from the Vatican (one of the most decadent locations in the world, the definition of excess) was a ban on financial gluttony. Luckily irony is still OK.The Church has also put litter bug's mortal souls in peril by making pollution a sin along with releasing it's new slogan:
Give A Hoot, Don't Pollute...OR YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!!!!
It's funny because I never really got the feeling that The Pope Mobile was built onto a Prius. In fact I'm pretty sure the Pope has deemed anything less than a Mercedes S-Class (MSRP $87,000) as unholy.
No word yet if The House oversight committee plans on calling The Pope before congress to find out why HGH was not listed among The Church's new deadly sin list and to insist on the Church instating a stronger performance enhancing drug testing policy for all clergymen. One senator called the Church's current policy "toothless".
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