Monday, November 12, 2007

Trailer Watch: Major Movie Star

The trailer for Jessica Simpson's newest cinematic effort "Major Movie Star" hit the interwebs today. I liveblog this masterpiece below



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00:00:20 - Steve motherfuckin Guttenberg!!!!

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00:00:55 - Is that Vivica Fox? It is! This must be the definition of rock bottom.

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00:01:12 - Vivica needs a breath mint...and a new agent.

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00:01:40 - Simpson's screaming caused my brain to liquefy and shoot out of my ears. I'm pretty sure they are going to find me face down on my desk in a pool of my own blood. omit flowers.

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00:01:51 - Vivica: "I think I just threw up in my mouth"...me too.

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00:01:55 - More Guttenberg!!!!!!!!!

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00:02:18 - fin

I feel like I need a shower now.

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